Flat Earth Dave — "If the Earth was a ball, water would curve. But water always finds its level. Th…"
If the Earth was a ball, water would curve. But water always finds its level. Therefore, the Earth is flat.
If the Earth was a ball, water would curve. But water always finds its level. Therefore, the Earth is flat.
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"The 'ball Earth' is a pagan concept designed to remove God from creation."
"The curvature of the Earth is never seen by anyone. Not pilots, not sailors, nobody."
"The entire 'globe model' is a psychological operation to separate us from God and make us feel insignificant."
"The 'space race' was a Cold War deception to funnel money to secret projects."
"The 'spinning ball' narrative makes us feel insignificant, like we're just a speck in a vast, uncaring universe."
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