"The sun and moon are much smaller and closer than they tell you. They're just spotlights above the flat earth."

"The heliocentric model is a religion, not science. It's based on faith, not observation."

"The 'curvature of the Earth' is only visible if you are high enough, and no one has ever been high enough to see it without a fish-eye lens."

"The stars are not distant suns. They're just lights in the firmament, designed for us."

"Sailors and pilots used to know the Earth was flat. This knowledge was suppressed."