"The sun's rays are parallel because the sun is local, not 93 million miles away."

"Antarctica is not a continent; it's an ice wall surrounding the entire flat Earth, preventing us from falling off."

"The Earth is not moving. It's stationary, as described in ancient texts."

"If the Earth was a ball, you'd have to constantly adjust your flight path downwards."

"The 'gravity' that keeps us on the ground is just the Earth accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/s²."