"My friend opened a tin of sardines and began eating them with very small bites. I said, 'You can't do that! That's can-nibble-ism!'"

"throw Windows out of the computer, or the computer out the Window."

"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who thinks about freedom."

"All governments should be pressured to correct their abuses of human rights."

"I'm not an anarchist. I believe in law, but law that serves freedom."