I'm not saying I'm God, but I'm close.
Spoon bender, psychic claims
A bold and somewhat humorous statement, often interpreted as eccentric.
1970s
Found in 1 providers: grok
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"My powers are like a muscle; if I don't use them, they weaken."
Strange & Unusual"The skeptics are my best friends. They keep me honest."
Controversial"The spoon doesn't bend because I want it to; it bends because it wants to."
Strange & Unusual"I've been a target of assassination attempts."
Strange & Unusual"I have a collection of thousands of bent spoons from people all over the world."
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