"They said I was crazy. They said I couldn't do it. But I did it."

"You don't get paid for landing, you get paid for taking off."

"I'm not a daredevil because I'm brave. I'm a daredevil because I'm a showman."

"I'm not a legend. I'm a myth."

"I've broken every bone in my body at least once, except my penis. And that's gotten me more pussy than you can shake a stick at."