"My body is a temple, but it's a temple that's been hit by a wrecking ball."

"I've never been afraid of anything, except maybe a really big spider."

"We push the envelope, but we don't try to go too far."

"We're not trying to offend anyone, but if we do, oh well."

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. No, wait, that's not right."