"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer and an airline."

"There is no such thing as a dirty word. There are only dirty minds."

"I believe that if you want to get something done, you have to do it yourself."

"I'm not interested in being popular. I'm interested in being honest."

"I'm not a drug addict. I'm a musician, and I happen to be a smoker."