"I hate my father. I'm going to sue my father and get rid of him."

"I don't believe in the Illuminati. I believe in aliens."

"I'm a multi-millionaire, I don't need to get paid for anything. I'm doing it because I want to, not because I need to."

"I need a wig to cover my ugly face."

"I'm looking forward to getting my nose fixed. I'm having surgery on the 4th. I'm going to look so much prettier!"