"I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things."

"You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

"I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lot…"

"The beauty of me is that I’m very rich."

"I think I’m much more humble than you would understand."