"I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lot…"

"It's freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!"

"I could be more presidential than anybody, if I wanted to be. I could put on a suit and tie and I could speak in a very low voice and I could be very calm. But I don't want to do that."

"I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things. I know what I’m doing and I listen to a lot of people, I talk to a lot of people and I get a lot o…"

"Such a nasty woman."