"The problem with 'experts' is that they're often optimized for telling a good story, not for accurate prediction."

"Education makes the wise slightly wiser, but it makes the fool vastly more dangerous."

"The fastest way to become rich is to socialize with the poor; the fastest way to become poor is to socialize with the rich."

"I trust prostitutes more than bankers."

"Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love."