"You want to be the fire and wish for the wind."

"The problem with government is that it's designed to solve problems, but it often creates more."

"The worst thing you can do is give advice to someone who doesn't want it."

"Imbeciles summarize the black swan by 'shit happens.' Intelligent people say 'Let us learn how not to be a Turkey.'"

"You will never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven."