"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."

"My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is."

"If women ran the world, there would be no wars, just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other."

"The only thing I ever learned in school was that if you want to be popular, you have to be funny."

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."