"When you’re running from the police, you don’t have time to think about how fast you are; you just run."

"When I was in Africa, the very first day I was there, I saw a Tarzan movie. I said, 'Oh shit, this is where they make those movies.' I saw this white dude swinging through the jungle, hollering, 'Aaaa…"

"I'm not a saint. I'm just a sinner who repents every now and then."

"I'm a comedian. My job is to make people laugh. And if I can make 'em think, too, that's a bonus."

"I don't think white people realize how racist they are. For instance, you ever notice how they look at you when you're in a white neighborhood? They look at you like you're lost. And you look at them …"