"Beware of people who take themselves too seriously."

"Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness."

"I can’t believe how much time people waste on things that don’t matter."

"The three most addictive things in the world are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary."

"The problem with 'experts' is that they're often optimized for telling a good story, not for accurate prediction."