"Never engage in a discussion with a bureaucrat. You will lose your soul."

"Attention authors: if a reviewer writes an unfair review of your work, contact me, I can be very unfair in reviewing his review."

"The good life is simple. Don't f*ck it up by making it complicated."

"The problem with modernity is that it has removed us from our natural environment."

"The most dangerous people in the world are those who have nothing to lose."