"I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify; and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gro…"

"Are you gonna get ready for bed or just stand there like Helen Keller havin a wet dream?"

"Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally do. Unless I'm writing a book."

"Some people are saying that the film 'Joker' is dangerous, and it is. Because it's so good. It's so good."

"Jessica was another little sparrowfart with more pimples than brains."