"My newest horror story: Once upon a time there was a man named Donald Trump, and he ran for president. Some people wanted him to win."

"Fiction is the truth inside the lie."

"I don't mean to put down anybody's taste but they were all lovey-dovey, you know, and he got all sparkly. So that kind of spoiled that."

"The best fiction is often the most honest."

"It's okay to be scared. Being scared means you're about to do something really, really brave."