"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"The greatest of all inventions is the invention of man."

"I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did live forever, then we would live forever."

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

"The greatest country in the world, and we're letting it go to the dogs."