"I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did live forever, then we would live forever."

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

"There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages."

"It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it thoroughly fumigated, and then put in a new lot of furniture."

"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."