"We are all a little mad. Those of us who are able to laugh at our own madness are sane enough."

"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting."

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

"I believe that the only way to get a man to do a thing is to make him believe that he is doing it of his own free will."

"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do."