"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

"What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself."

"Nothing so needs reforming more than other people's habits."

"The principal difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."

"There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages."