"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands explained."

"I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough."

"As to the Adjective: When in doubt, strike it out."

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."

"To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler and no trouble."