"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to."

"Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him."

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"As to the Adjective: When in doubt, strike it out."