Kim Jong-un — "When I was three years old, I could drive a tank. By five, I could shoot down Am…"
When I was three years old, I could drive a tank. By five, I could shoot down American planes with my mind.
When I was three years old, I could drive a tank. By five, I could shoot down American planes with my mind.
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"Comrades, let us all work with renewed courage and vigor to make our country a powerful socialist state!"
"Keep in mind, the whole point of this - my entire strategy, all our efforts and the hardships we have borne - is to ensure that my regime and I survive."
"Our scientists have developed a hamburger that cures hangovers. It's called the 'Juche Burger.'"
"We should make the whole country seethe with a revolutionary spirit and passion for creation."
"The reason I'm fat is because I absorb the suffering of my people into my body."
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