I make all this shit up and people pay me. It's great, you know, thank you. All right so you guys put my kids through college and I scared the shit out of you while I was doing it. It's terrific. It's a win-win.
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"Sleep is good, he said, and books are better."
Humorous"Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn't carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots …"
Humorous"Life is a wheel. Sooner or later, it always comes around to where you started again."
Humorous"Are you gonna get ready for bed or just stand there like Helen Keller havin a wet dream?"
Humorous"There's no harm in hoping for the best as long as you're prepared for the worst."
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