"The digital age is a dangerous age if we don't fight for our freedom."

"The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing."

"Officially, MPAA stands for Motion Picture Association of America, but I suggest that MPAA stands for Malicious Power Attacking All."

"Personal success is not wrong, but it is limited in importance, and once you have enough of it it is a shame to keep striving for that, instead of for truth, beauty, or justice."

"My friend opened a tin of sardines and began eating them with very small bites. I said, 'You can't do that! That's can-nibble-ism!'"