"I'm a big fan of practical jokes."

"I've never been interested in making a movie that everybody likes. I'm interested in making movies that I like."

"Violence in real life is terrible; violence in movies can be cool. It's just another colour to work with."

"I hope the publicity you're getting from 132 different media outlets writing your name and printing your picture was worth disrespecting me and a film I remember quite clearly you were thrilled to be …"

"I'm a filmmaker. I make movies. That's what I do."