"What's wrong with having a little fun? You can't take it with you."

"Sometimes you have to be a little crazy to stay sane."

"Why do they call it a 'walk' when you're running?"

"The only reason Mickey Mouse has four fingers is because he can’t pick up a check."

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that."