"I'm not a fan of reality television. I think it's a waste of time."

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone."

"I'm a big fan of being spontaneous. I think it's the best way to live."

"The French are a small, warlike nation - not unlike the pygmies of Zaire, except white and with nuclear weapons."

"You're not perfect, sport. And let me save you the suspense, neither is this girl. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."