"Sometimes you can have a great time and still lose."

"The only reason Mickey Mouse has four fingers is because he can’t pick up a check."

"I'm a big fan of being spontaneous. I think it's the best way to live."

"For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."

"You could talk about oral sex in this town and people would nod wisely and say, ‘Well, that’s an alternative lifestyle.’ But talk about nuclear power and they’d burn your house down."