"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world—or at least the way you see it."

"If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."

"I'm a big fan of physical comedy. I think it's timeless."

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

"I don't do jokes about Michael Jackson anymore. I'm afraid he might come after me in his pajamas."