"Why do they call it 'rush hour' when nothing moves?"

"The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache."

"It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't."

"I'm a great believer in the power of improv. It's like jazz, you never know what's going to happen."

"The only reason Mickey Mouse has four fingers is because he can’t pick up a check."