"I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around and say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right …"

"When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion..."

"I'm not a fan of modern anything. I think it's all just a bunch of people who are trying to be new, but they're just repeating the same old mistakes."

"I'm a collector of words. I'm a word nerd. I love words. I love how they sound, how they look, how they feel, how they taste. I love how they make me think, how they make me feel, how they make me lau…"

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day."