"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation. I believe in seizing opportunities. I believe in making your own luck."

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

"I'm not a messiah. I'm just a guy who's trying to save the world."

"Sooner or later the people in this country are going to realize: the government does not give a fuck about them. The government doesn't care about you, or your children, or your rights, or your welfar…"

"I'm not a megalomaniac. I just want to rule the world."