I'm not a preacher. I'm just a guy who likes to tell people what to do.
Comedian, social critic
I'm not a preacher. I'm just a guy who likes to tell people what to do.
Comedian, social critic
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"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' optimistic."
Strange & Unusual"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."
Controversial"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
Humorous"Here's a thought for you: What if all the people who believe in heaven and hell are both wrong? What if there's just... nothing? Imagine the look on their faces!"
Humorous"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who likes to give advice."
Controversial