I don't believe in heaven. I don't believe in hell. I don't believe in an afterlife. I believe in this life. And I believe in making the most of it.
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"I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who tells jokes for a living."
Controversial"I'm not a philosopher. I'm just a guy who thinks a lot."
Controversial"My mama used to whip me so bad, I wished I'd never been born. And if I had a choice, I'd take death."
Controversial"I got in a fight with my wife. She said, 'You're not a man!' I said, 'I'm a man! I got a penis!' She said, 'Yeah, but it's not working!'"
Humorous"I'm not a megalomaniac. I just want to rule the world."
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