"“I'm not going to let them cancel me. I'm too big to be canceled.”"

"I'm a comedian, not a politician. I'm not here to solve problems, I'm here to make fun of them."

"“This is the only country in the world where you can murder a black man and say, 'Oh, I was scared,' and the police will be like, 'Oh, okay.' But if you say, 'I was scared' and you punch a gay man, th…"

"I'm not trying to change the world. I'm just trying to make it a little more tolerable."

"I'm not a saint. I'm a sinner, like everybody else."