"I have renamed the month of January after myself."

"I am not rich. I am not greedy. I am a simple person."

"I watched the moon landings on TV, and I didn’t believe them. I think it’s a complete fake."

"I have ordered the construction of a new monument to the Turkmen flag. The flag is a symbol of our independence."

"I have ordered that all the libraries in the country be closed, because nobody reads books anyway. Only the Ruhnama is needed."