"It is our Imperial pleasure that all citizens enjoy the freedom of speech, but not to incite rebellion."

"It is our Imperial wish that a monument be erected to our memory, and that it be a true representation of our Imperial self."

"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable orb, that we may symbolize our dominion over the world."

"We do hereby declare a day of thanksgiving and prayer, for the prosperity of our Imperial realm."

"We dissolve the United States Congress due to gross incompetence."