"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available to the public. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

"I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will destroy you on the ground. I will destroy you in the octagon. I will destroy you in an alley."

"I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they'd never seen before, like the run I was on... I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll."

"I'm not a star. I'm a galaxy."

"I'm surrounded by magnificent women, but they're not all hookers."