"I once set my hair on fire trying to cook a sausage."

"I'm a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don't need training – they just are."

"At best I've got ten years left — and when you're older, time picks up speed."

"The music business is like any other business, y'know? When sales are going well, everything's hunky-f**king-dory. But the second something goes wrong, it's all blood and law-suits."

"I've been called worse things than 'Prince of Darkness'."