"The sun's rays appear parallel, which is only possible on a flat plane with a local sun."

"The sun and moon are essentially spotlights, moving in circles above the flat plane."

"They teach you the globe in school to dumb you down and make you accept authority."

"Columbus didn't prove the Earth was round; he proved you could sail west and come back east on a flat Earth model."

"The globe model is a Masonic conspiracy to hide God and the true nature of creation."