"There's no real science behind the globe model; it's all based on assumptions and mathematical models."

"If the Earth was a ball, water would curve. But water always finds its level. Therefore, the Earth is flat."

"The sun's rays are localized, like a spotlight, which explains why some areas are lit and others are dark."

"Space is a hoax invented by Freemasons to sell more Tang."

"Water always finds its level. It doesn't stick to the outside of a spinning ball."