"May your days be filled with joy and your enemies be utterly confused by your excellent fashion choices."

"The choice between the two spirits, the better and the bad, is to be made by each individually."

"The one who does not kill the serpent is himself a serpent."

"Let us strive to be like Ahura Mazda, with good thoughts, good words, and good deeds."

"Do not seek revenge. Instead, live a life so good that your enemies get really, really jealous. Also, maybe trip them occasionally."