"Good will triumph over evil. But sometimes, evil has better snacks."

"A knife of the keenest steel requires the whetstone, and the wisest man needs advice."

"Always meet petulance with gentleness and perverseness with kindness."

"Do not seek revenge. Instead, live a life so good that your enemies get really, really jealous. Also, maybe trip them occasionally."

"The deceitful shall be destroyed, but the righteous shall attain the best existence."