"Instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle."

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days."

"Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man."

"The industrious man needs no food, for there shall be nourishment enough in the grave."

"It is universally well known, That in digesting our common Food, there is created or produced in the Bowels of human Creatures, a great Quantity of Wind. That the permitting this Air to escape and mix…"