"You know, the nice thing about science is that it’s an equal-opportunity destroyer of belief systems."

"I'm not a fan of the term 'global warming.' I prefer 'global weirding,' because it's not just about things getting warmer, it's about things getting stranger."

"My biggest problem with flat-Earthers is that they're not asking good questions. They're starting with the answer and working backward."

"I often wonder if there are aliens out there who are watching us, and they're just shaking their heads, like, 'Look at these primitive beings, still fighting over land and resources.'"

"We don't have enough laws to stop stupid people from doing stupid things."