"I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage. Dying doesn't scare me. At all."

"I'd Say She Found A Way Out, Wouldn't You?"

"I'm like a modern-day P.T. Barnum, except I've got tigers."

"I'll goddamn guarantee I'm a hell of a lot butcher than any of you straight politicians that are getting blowjobs in the back office."

"I'm a one-man show. I do everything myself."